ANOnyMous's definitions

Bartender

a drunk's best friend at the moment

Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell?

by anonymous June 16, 2004

yo momma

someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'

yeh i think i said it all alrede.

by anonymous June 16, 2004

merry

happy
the opposite of sad

Merry, from LotR, was very merry.

by anonymous June 16, 2004

See you auntie

Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.

Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.

by anonymous June 17, 2004

newsh

newsh is the all knowing wizard.

It's the Newsh!

by anonymous June 18, 2004

Del

The baddest motherfucker to post on the ProBoards Support forum.

Del loves Count Chocula.

by Anonymous June 20, 2004

smc

An acronym for Sexy Mon Crew. This group is a bunch of good looking guys who drive suped up cars and can run CS.

SMC has pure ownage on CS.

by anonymous June 21, 2004