ANOnyMous's definitions

masturbate

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004

denzel robinson

Railin bitches 24/7, nigga with additude..

Denzel is the pwnage!

by anonymous April 12, 2005

flark

Assumed to be an equivalent of "fuck". Originated on an episode of the early-90s ABC show "Dinosaurs".

Oh flark, I just sharted!!

by anonymous August 4, 2004

St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.

"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."

by Anonymous January 23, 2005

rug muncher

Someone who eats women out

jeremy's never going to munch rug because he loves the cock(according to malcolm his fondel buddy)

by Anonymous November 28, 2002

Nostradamus

A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.

The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)

Nostradamus talked shit.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

slag ballast

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

by Anonymous August 7, 2003