numitz

jourdan is stupid

shes a numitz

by andrew October 08, 2003

Cky

camp kill your self, one of teh greast fucking bands,/series of movies ever

cky kicks ass

by andrew April 30, 2004

Tailgating

2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.

If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!

by Andrew July 15, 2004

Marine Corps

Where were the navy seals during any of the last major conflicts??? That's OK the Marines will secure the perimiter so you can conduct your BUDS training in your purple g-strings. Fuck A navy seal.

The Marine Corps has protected this great nation and Many others for 230 years now. So go ahead and talk shit you fucking squid.

by Andrew April 14, 2005

hypermobilic

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

by andrew February 10, 2003

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

mungro

mungro is a wildcard. It can be used in any situation, and can mean anything you want it to. Inspired by the great Indianapolis Colts running back James Mungro.

My mungro's growing just looking at you girl.
Oh man, i feel like mungro.
You dont love me, you just love me for my mungro.
Two mungro's walk into a bar...

by Andrew January 14, 2005