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fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey
Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.
by Andrew March 18, 2005
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hypermobilic

by andrew February 10, 2003
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Civic

A car that is really meant to just get people from point A to B. Yet, there are some people out there that see a "hidden" performance package. Regardless if it's a type R or type SIR, it's still a torqueless car. Some people actually spend 5 thousand on a old pos civic, then spend another 10-20 grand on the car to make it look "cool" and "fast" when in reality, they could have just spent that money on a real car, saved the money and moved out from living in their parents basement.
Bill: Daym check out Eric in his civic, he spent 5gs on that turbo alone and another 7 on that type R engine!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!
by Andrew May 7, 2004
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numitz

shes a numitz
by andrew October 8, 2003
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Tailgating

2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.
If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!
by Andrew July 15, 2004
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Ditze

Stop being a ditze
by Andrew March 22, 2003
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ldsbb

Lets drink some beer, baby!!
Everyone to my house! Ldsbb!!
by Andrew March 3, 2003
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