ANDREW's definitions

shwagdaddy

He who rules all at life.

Andrew is a shwagdaddy.

by Andrew March 6, 2005

cocktease

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments

She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.

by Andrew February 13, 2003

unversation

conversation about nothing

seinfeld episode #1
jerry talks to george about which button should be done up...

by andrew January 30, 2004

dicktrum

when your dick and scrotum are one

they all laughed at my dicktrum

by Andrew February 28, 2004

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

Lesbone

adj. slang for lesbian

dat girl was all over that other chick whata lesbone

by Andrew September 15, 2004

steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 11, 2005