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cuteness

Lauren Tracy 4'10" 80lbs of pure cuteness
i dont think it could get any cuter
Did you see LT today? god shes such cuteness.
by Andrew January 5, 2005
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motherfucker

A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.

Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.
"You motherfucker! how could you!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"
by andrew October 27, 2002
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Junior Skank

see "townie" for more info
by Andrew November 11, 2003
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chino

A guy who has smoked himself not only retarded but beyond belief as well. Laughs at pretty much everything, and is also the life of the party.
"What's up with Frank?"
"Man that he's a chino"
by Andrew February 13, 2004
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MPb

Common short hand for MillionairePlayboy.com, a pop culture magazine.

MillionairePlayboy.com is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.
The guys over at MPb have pics of the new Minimates
by Andrew July 1, 2004
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Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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brezze

bitch or a person you dislike very much with a desire
that motherfucker is a brezze
by andrew March 17, 2005
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