ANDREW's definitions

bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.

"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"

by andrew November 27, 2003

mohammed zidan

footballer for werder bremen and egypt.
nasty moves

Don't you mean zidane?
No, zidan, without the e. He's good
oh

by Andrew April 10, 2005

Tounge Twista

The worlds fuckin fastest rapper.

Have you heard "from the tip of my tounge" by tounge twista, its crazy

by Andrew October 18, 2003

emmity

A loved one, this goes beyond passing fancy and is used to describe a soul mate or someone who knows your thoughts before you have voiced them.

Jackie was Andrew's emmity, he knew he would spend the rest of his life with her.

by Andrew August 3, 2003

Ghost Hunter Weekly

A weekly magazine for the Collegiate School, prepared by pioneers of the paranormal. The sweetest club of all clubs, whsoe members include the burn, shaq, sweetness, Q, booty.

"Dude! Check out those ghosts!"

by andrew February 24, 2005

aftestisixertrapoo

a deformed child

that aftestisixertrapoo is an ugly human

by andrew May 23, 2003