ANDREW's definitions

mandangle

Slang term for the penis that is more PC, yet still gets the point across.

"If you walk down Milledge Ave with your mandangle out, you will get some action"

by andrew April 25, 2003

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew September 7, 2008

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

by Andrew April 18, 2005

shamogram

A small gift that is given on St. Patrick's Day. Usually something green or with relation to being Irish.

The mystical leprauchan delivered a shamogram to me on St. Patrick's Day.

by Andrew March 19, 2007

Shens

Invented by the good folks at genmay.com

Root word: Shenanagens.

noob:DUDE! Theres a girl sleeping in my bed!

Me: I call shens!

by Andrew April 13, 2004

boxfish

A smelly Vagina. Often used by gansters and african americans.

Yo! That bitch be such a boxfish!

by Andrew January 19, 2005