ALLISON's definitions

Teenagers

People who(no offence to ME or any other teen)need to wake up and get an education instead of having sex all day.

Allison-I am a teenager.
Kim-Fa sho!

by Allison August 30, 2004

east west tits

The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)

Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.

by Allison March 23, 2004

insane in the membrane

defines something beyond crazy

"dude, thats insane in the membrane"

by Allison September 23, 2004

waffcool

Someone who is obbsessed with waffles.

Yo nigga why you such a waffcool?

by Allison August 29, 2004

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

spunism

a breakdown in which you yell out many cusswords and insult someone's mother.

After I threw the toy at my brother, he had a spunism.

by Allison February 4, 2005

blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

by allison April 9, 2004