ALLISON's definitions

honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

by Allison March 22, 2004

magoo

really, really messed up

this whole situation is just so magoo

by allison March 12, 2004

fartnett

slang for Josh Hartnett

i.e. 'I freaking hate Fartnett'
or 'Oh, how i love that Fartnett!'

by Allison January 30, 2004

kcch

A written 'hiss'.
Use instead of *hiss*, when angered, or when there is nothing else to say.

You arent coming to the party tommorow?! kcch!

by Allison January 30, 2004

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004

Oh my goth!

To be said when given extreme pleasure by a goth categorized more by taste in music, not in dress through sexual acts.

"Oh Jason...oh my goth!"

by Allison January 14, 2004

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004