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Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.
“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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Get the shake hands with the unemployed mug.Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."
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"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
Get the See a man about a dog mug.An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."
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