ALEX's definitions

bleep

for use with nextel phones
but used twice

i hate people with those bleep-bleep phones
or
i have to bleep-bleep my friend

by Alex October 25, 2003

chonner

n.
one who is frequently the subject of ridicule as a result of him or her embarrassing themselves constantly.

John's friends think he's a chonner because he lights his farts during class.

by Alex July 10, 2003

bert mccracken

hott,sexy,crazy,
a great singer looks good when he pukes
i am a true fan if this man
i wanna do more than hump his leg i wanna fuck him and bert if you ever read this (i hope) i really do mean this the offers good forever rock on

sexy merry me

by alex December 31, 2003

big cheeseburger

A juicy delicacy from Jack in the Box.

Katy got jizzed on her shirt by the big cheeseburger from Jack in the Cack.

by Alex June 18, 2006

frumpalicious

fucking sexy and fantastic. bonable. screwable. pure sex.

wow that girl look sooooo frumalicious!

by alex September 5, 2003

coral reefer

acording to jeff it is an amazing type of weed, it's the shit. it's pink.

dude, you gottsa try the coral reefer!

by Alex October 20, 2004

vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

by alex December 6, 2003