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by alex July 29, 2008
Get the d play mug.Pointlessly denying yourself something good over something not so good. Phrase originated from a humourous comment made by Suz when refering to a fruit cake as being vegetarian ie: it contained no chocolate.
"Shall we bag those nice comfy chairs to sit on during the ceremony, it is sure to be really long and boring."
"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"
"You Vegetarian!"
"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"
"You Vegetarian!"
by Alex May 13, 2006
Get the vegetarian mug.Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.
a--argh! i got such a headache
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
by alex December 28, 2005
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Get the jorn mug.If you are a prep then you apply to the following:
*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!
*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!
prep: dude, i like got this fuckin polo at abercrombie. look im poppin the collar! im a pimp now, huh?
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe
by Alex July 23, 2008
Get the prep mug.Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
by Alex July 22, 2008
Get the Morgan Freeman mug.I knew this one girl she used to rapidly fornicate with any willing member of the opsite species, she was a stright up cunt!
by alex June 27, 2005
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