Definitions by AKidFromCarmen

Nate Mode

The act of defying physics by walking through a solid object.

I'm finna boutta enter Nate Mode.

Nate Mode by AKidFromCarmen May 6, 2026

Pluralization

The act of improperly pluralizing the vast majority of words in a singular sentence.

Mom before coffee: goeses outs the doorses.
Me: Mom, drink your coffee. You’re pluralizing!
Mom before coffee: Me noses pluralizations!

Pluralization by AKidFromCarmen May 5, 2026

Guish Guish

What a female parent before having coffee calls hand sanitizer.

Go put on the guish guish guish.

Guish Guish by AKidFromCarmen May 5, 2026

Dog

When someone falls off their roof, into a potassic-magnesio-fluoro-arfvedsonite rock, flies through a tree, and noclips into a toilet. Then, they backflip in the sewers to reset their relationship status, and solve this very complex math equation: 9-1=?. They must instantaneously summon the eye of Cthulhu to cause wrath and destruction upon all who cross paths with a hamster the exact size of a McDonald's Chicken Nugget.

Uh-oh, guys. I'm might dog if I fall here.

Dog by AKidFromCarmen April 24, 2026

Rylaning

Passing the basketball to the other team.

Nate! Stop Rylaning!

Rylaning by AKidFromCarmen April 17, 2026

Ostapitis

The sickness that lasts for eternity that started from someone named Ostap.

Sorry, Walter. I can't go to your birthday party because I had the OStapitis, then my mom got it, then Ben, then Aidyn, then Dylan, then Caleb, and now me.

Ostapitis by AKidFromCarmen April 17, 2026

Guguzzle

The act of chugging a drink, primarily soda and energy drinks.

Guy 1: I bet you can't guguzzle this 5903L bathtub of Redbull.
Guy 2: Watch me. I can easily chug that.
Guy 1: Ok, if you insist.
Guy 2: *dies*
Guy 1: At least he died doing what he love most: Guguzzling.

Guguzzle by AKidFromCarmen April 7, 2026