Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015

Gypsy

It means to urinate or micturate and has two possible derivations, both from Cockney Rhyming Slang:-
1 Gypsy Kiss = Piss;
2 Gypsy Rose Lee = Pee;

"Where's Mike?"
"He's gone for a Gypsy."
"Well, let's hope he's not too long, it's his round."

by AKACroatalin May 30, 2022

Evaced

US Army slang possibly from the Korean War, where helicopters were first used to transport wounded troops, but certainly in use during the Vietnam War. A contraction of evacuated, it means to be removed from a combat zone, by helicopter, to an aid station or hospital and, if the injury or wound is serious enough, back to the United States.

Jimmy got creased a couple of times during Charlie’s last attack; dumb fuck thought he was going to be evaced, but all he got was a purple heart and a pat on the head.

by AKACroatalin February 23, 2017

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

by AKACroatalin December 01, 2015

Absolute Poo

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.

“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”

by AKACroatalin August 01, 2015

Decadence

A process, condition, or period of deterioration or decline, as in morals or art; decay.

Decadence is the precursor to extinction.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Dank

Fuckwits think this means ‘of high quality’; in fact what it means unpleasantly damp, cold, musty smelly and thoroughly nasty, a bit like the wankers who think it means high quality.

“You think your girlfriend is dank? Shit! Has she seen a doctor?”

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016