Definitions by AKACroatalin
Rumpo
A somewhat derogatory way of referring to a female who is immediately available for sex. It can be qualified to give a more accurate description of the female in question e.g. “a nice bit of rumpo” would be a female who is attractive as well as available, while “a right bit of old rumpo” would be a female who is available to anyone and his dog.
Rumpo by AKACroatalin November 2, 2016
Spite Monkey Niggler
Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.
Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.
Spite Monkey Niggler by AKACroatalin October 27, 2016
Untoward
Untoward has a number of different meanings, three of the commonest uses are as follows:-
1 Unexpected and inconvenient;
2 Inappropriate, improper or unseemly;
3 Unfavourable or adverse;
1 Unexpected and inconvenient;
2 Inappropriate, improper or unseemly;
3 Unfavourable or adverse;
1 The picnic was interrupted by an untoward shower of rain;
2 Malcolm’s untoward advances were rewarded with a kick in the nuts;
3 Some prescription drugs have untoward side effects;
2 Malcolm’s untoward advances were rewarded with a kick in the nuts;
3 Some prescription drugs have untoward side effects;
Untoward by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
Munch the trunch
Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.
Munch the trunch by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016
Doggo
It’s an informal adverb principally meaning in concealment or out of sight. It is usually used in the phrase lie doggo meaning to hide and keep quiet, but can also be used on its own to mean “keep quiet about something” or “don’t tell anyone”.
Doggo by AKACroatalin October 23, 2016
Haemorrhoid Buster
“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
Lie Doggo
British slang meaning to hide and keep quiet, possibly deriving from the phrase let sleeping dogs lie in the sense of not making a noise or causing a disturbance. It probably originating in the 19th Century, and was used by poachers who would hide and keep quiet in order to snare rabbits or to avoid being found by gamekeepers and their dogs.
Lie Doggo by AKACroatalin October 19, 2016