Definitions by AKACroatalin
Surprised the hell out of me
Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
Surprised the hell out of me by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
Newted
English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
Once too often
If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.
Once too often by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016
TABU
TABU is a British Army acronym which dates from around World War II. It stands for Typical Army Balls Up and is used in a similar way and in the same context as the American SNAFU. It describes the things that shouldn’t go wrong but invariably do do.
Over the course of time, however, the meaning changed, notably during the Korean War. During this conflict the Americans were in charge of logistics for all allied troops and were told to ensure that American troops were supplied before their allies. What was meant by this was that American troops should have ammunition and essentials before these were supplied to their allies. In fact what happened was that the STRAC REMFS whose duty this was decided it was more important to supply American troops with Coca Cola that the allies with ammunition. In this case TABU came to mean Typical American Balls Up.
Over the course of time, however, the meaning changed, notably during the Korean War. During this conflict the Americans were in charge of logistics for all allied troops and were told to ensure that American troops were supplied before their allies. What was meant by this was that American troops should have ammunition and essentials before these were supplied to their allies. In fact what happened was that the STRAC REMFS whose duty this was decided it was more important to supply American troops with Coca Cola that the allies with ammunition. In this case TABU came to mean Typical American Balls Up.
TABU by AKACroatalin December 13, 2016
Diddy Bopping
A slang expression from the US Army, it originated during the Vietnam War and may be derived from the Vietnamese “di di mau", meaning to go quickly. Usage by American troops altered the meaning somewhat so that it referred to walking with dance steps or with an exaggerated swagger. It was used in the context of walking carelessly whilst on patrol in enemy territory, without paying proper attention to your surroundings and putting yourself and other members of the patrol at risk. The meaning later expanded to include moving or acting without considering other people.
Diddy Bopping by AKACroatalin December 9, 2016
Vicious
It’s an adjective which can be used in a number of different ways:
1. Addicted to or characterised by vice; grossly immoral; depraved; profligate.
2. Given or readily disposed to evil.
3. Reprehensible; blameworthy; wrong.
4. Spiteful; malicious.
5. Unpleasantly severe.
6. Characterised or marred by faults or defects; faulty; unsound; unfit for purpose.
7. Savage; ferocious.
1. Addicted to or characterised by vice; grossly immoral; depraved; profligate.
2. Given or readily disposed to evil.
3. Reprehensible; blameworthy; wrong.
4. Spiteful; malicious.
5. Unpleasantly severe.
6. Characterised or marred by faults or defects; faulty; unsound; unfit for purpose.
7. Savage; ferocious.
1 A vicious life.
2 A vicious criminal.
3 A vicious deception.
4 Vicious gossip; a vicious attack.
5 A vicious headache.
6 Vicious reasoning.
7 They all feared his vicious temper.
2 A vicious criminal.
3 A vicious deception.
4 Vicious gossip; a vicious attack.
5 A vicious headache.
6 Vicious reasoning.
7 They all feared his vicious temper.
Vicious by AKACroatalin December 9, 2016
Unexpectedly
It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.
Unexpectedly by AKACroatalin December 8, 2016