AGnumbnuts's definitions
when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the Yorkshite budgie baggermug. by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
Get the dog batty bashermug. Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.
True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.
by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011
Get the fart detectivemug. Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
Get the Scratch and Screammug. Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
Get the banjo'edmug. See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..
When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!
When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!
David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'
C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'
D 'You really have Bianca envy '
C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'
D 'You really have Bianca envy '
by AGnumbnuts November 17, 2011
Get the Bianca envymug. by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
Get the Urban Splashmug.