fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.

Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'

by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011

Wobblers

Big bouncy boobs walking down the street.

Craig 'wow that birds got big wobblers, imagine those in your face'

by AGnumbnuts November 08, 2011

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Brown hole investigator

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011