ag's definitions

ignorant

Jessica Perre. Someone whos entire life is contractraction. Someone who thinks they know everything, but really no absolutly nothing and on a daily bases makes themselfs sound stupid without even knowing it.

saying that you have never had a real bf, when really you have had many chances, more then you deserve, and all of them ultimatly end becuase of you.

Lieing straight to your friends face about something, when they know you are lieing and have evidence right in front of them.

Someone who brags about being caught by the police.

Someone who denies being high when they are high.

by AG April 24, 2005

Yoohoo

The lower regions of a guy...

Oh shit I got my Yoohoo caught in plane engine...

by AG February 20, 2004

judav

a big bear that lives in new york city

that's not a big bear, that's judav

by AG December 9, 2004

philosophy

A bizarre form of mental aerobic exercise in which one strives towards the essentially divine goal of completely forcing oneself up ones own sphincter using only the power of the mind.

Recently a philosophy grad student from Stamford actually managed to bury all of his head, one arm (to the elbow) and a bit of his other shoulder up his own anus. This unusual incident occured when he was teaching Existentialism to young folk and was designed to demonstrate that a)existence is only perception and b)he had a big anus. Unfortunately he choked before he had managed to extricate himself and thus kinda proved himself wrong on both counts.

by ag February 9, 2005

Germantown Academy

pretty much covered by above. preppy ass school in fort washington disrespected by basically the rest of pennsylvania. everyone's family owns some kind of empire, most people get smashed or stoned because they cant think of anything better to do with their time (or the convertible their mommy bought them isnt good enough), and designer clothes are a must have. the majority of the kids there annoy everyone, think theyre hot shit, and wouldnt last one minute in the real world. other 1% of people are genuinely cool.

also, adderol is a scandal here. most of us dont get out much...

those pissass ga kids can fuck themselves sideways, polo shirts, jock straps, and all.

by ag December 1, 2004

tuckin'

The action of creating and or packin' a mangina

~ I'm tuckin'. You tuckin'
~ Tuckin' like McFuckin' yo

by AG January 12, 2005

snoguitar

someone who snowboards and plays the guitar.

Damn what a snoguitar!

by AG February 12, 2003