ADHDfidget's definitions

QED

A philosopher's way of saying "Booyah"!

"And thus it follows that x=12 you dumb shit! Booyah! Errr... I meant QED!"

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Name-purge

What needs to be done to Urban Dictionary to make it decent again.
My god, why does every dumb ass think he has to type in his name and define it as "{insert dumb ass's name here} is {insert stupid synonym for awesome here}?

"We should allow people to vote dumb, useless, or repetitive definitions off Urban Dictionary. At the very least, limit access to definers under a certain IQ. This will allow the site to slowly name-purge."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

fidget spinner

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

lamed vavnik

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.

No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Wikipedia

An online dictionary where anyone in the world can pretend to edit an article and then have it promptly reversed by an administrative editor (AKA wiktator) someone else in the world.
This allows Wikipedia to become a compendium for all the worlds knowledge, assuming the world's only residents are Wikipedia editors.

"ISIS published their complete plans for all their terrorist attacks this coming year on Wikipedia, but a wiktator removed it because it was unsourced."

by ADHDfidget May 3, 2017

wiktatorship

a wiki that porports to be a dictionary that anyone can edit, but if someone tries, his edit will be promptly reverted by a wiki editor.
This makes the wiki editor feel good about himself.

Wikipedia used to be a good site, but now it's a wiktatorship.

by ADHDfidget May 3, 2017