Definitions by ADHDfidget

.gq

.gq is the country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Equatorial Guinea. It is one of the free domains given away by the dot.tk website.
If you see a website ending in .gq, 99% of times it's a scam.

"I won an iPhone at a website ending in .gq! Now my social security check is mailed to Nigeria."

.gq by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

QED 

A philosopher's way of saying "Booyah"!

"And thus it follows that x=12 you dumb shit! Booyah! Errr... I meant QED!"

QED by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Name-purge 

What needs to be done to Urban Dictionary to make it decent again.
My god, why does every dumb ass think he has to type in his name and define it as "{insert dumb ass's name here} is {insert stupid synonym for awesome here}?

"We should allow people to vote dumb, useless, or repetitive definitions off Urban Dictionary. At the very least, limit access to definers under a certain IQ. This will allow the site to slowly name-purge."

Name-purge by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

fidget spinner 

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

fidget spinner by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

lamed vavnik 

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.

No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.

lamed vavnik by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

fidgety 

1)Feeling edgy, wired.
2) Feeling hyper, like a five year old with ADHD.

"I feel fidgety today. Maybe I should buy a fidget spinner

fidgety by ADHDfidget April 27, 2017