ADHDfidget's definitions

Name-purge

What needs to be done to Urban Dictionary to make it decent again.
My god, why does every dumb ass think he has to type in his name and define it as "{insert dumb ass's name here} is {insert stupid synonym for awesome here}?

"We should allow people to vote dumb, useless, or repetitive definitions off Urban Dictionary. At the very least, limit access to definers under a certain IQ. This will allow the site to slowly name-purge."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

one-child policy

A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.

It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Goodnight Moon

Arguably the worst children's book ever written.
Especially because it implies something else. Something not meant for children.

"I bought 'Goodnight Moon'. Obviously, it was not the type of moon I hoped for.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

lamed vavnik

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.

No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child

"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

fidget spinner

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017