Tyranosouras Sexless

"Travis will never get laid, he's a Tyranosouras Sexless"
by Adam January 03, 2005
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House Page

A junior in High School used to deliver legislative work in our nation's Capitol to the House Floor.
by Adam February 19, 2005
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gripson

a guitar with ultimate hammering abilities, wailable on all occasions
dude i just rocked my gripson
can you hear me taking my gripson lessons
by Adam October 12, 2004
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tap that

Referring to having sex with a female.

Comes from the party term, 'to tap a keg'.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass.
by Adam September 22, 2004
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warm popsicle

A dick in your mouth.

Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.
Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?
by Adam October 29, 2004
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Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
by adam August 26, 2008
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Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!
by Adam February 02, 2005
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