ADAM's definitions

titwit

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.

Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.

by Adam August 29, 2005

Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.

I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row

by adam August 23, 2005

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam August 23, 2005

Tour de France

The Olympic game look-alike sporting event in France, gathering hundred of cyclists from quite all around the world every year (28 countries in 2005). Thousands of miles through the scenery of pretty cities and countrisides in France and border countries such as Spain or Germany

Eddy Mercx from Belgium is one of the legends of the Tour de France (five times winner)
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times

by adam August 18, 2005

neeb

A word used by true computer game dependant people to describe someone who is new at an online game and doesn't yet really know how to play the way that the dependants do. While the dependants THINK that this is a mockery of the noob, this is truely a mockery of their own lame computer lives. A person who calls someone a neeb, is in NEED of a social life of any kind.

He shot his own guy then ran into a wall!
Yeah then I shot him to death!
He;s a total NEEB.

by Adam July 19, 2005

fowlered

when your bitch hoe breaks it off four months before the wedding, and you dont get your ring back

"why is steve so wasted"
"didn't you hear he got FOWLERED last saturday"

by Adam May 13, 2005

jinky

crooked, or sideways, cockeyed.

mrs. gross has some jinky ass eyes.

by adam May 13, 2005