ADAM's definitions

javanoid

probobly the most addicting game ever created, it is about a bunch of squares and ur trying to hit them with a ball that bounces off a paddle

I am a j avanoid addict I wake up at 3 A.M. and play it

by Adam February 13, 2005

shallow

Shallow-somone who judges a person by appearance...someone who can't see art or creativity or nature...most preps/chavs are shallow

Y'know, if your shallowness gets anymore thorough it'll have depth...

by adam May 13, 2005

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 2, 2005

lacfy

Another joke I've killed.

Ben: Hey Adam was the test hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: No really, I'm about to take it and I'd like to know.
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: That's not funny.
Adam: NO SHIT IM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY IM PMSING STFU FFS

by Adam February 22, 2005

fakie

In skateboarding, bmx, snowboarding etc you are moving backwards

fakie kickflip = backwards kickflip

by adam April 22, 2004

inkysplat

A hardcore linux user, by nature this person likes to compile their kernel, and make sure hes upto date with everything going on in the IT world.

Friend: "oi, can you shut the fuck up about linux?"
Inkysplat: "... but the kernel, its soo beautiful!"

by Adam December 16, 2004

toeback

When a person gets so drunk that they are toes up flat on their back.

Man I got so toebacked at that party last night.

by Adam January 3, 2005