mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.

i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.

by Adam August 06, 2008

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 02, 2005

lacfy

Another joke I've killed.

Ben: Hey Adam was the test hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: No really, I'm about to take it and I'd like to know.
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: That's not funny.
Adam: NO SHIT IM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY IM PMSING STFU FFS

by Adam February 22, 2005

Soggy

soggy is either when a girl has been fucked to many times and is all loose and gross. the other definition is when a girl has gross fat on the back of her legs like cottage cheese.

1. she been around so much now she fuckin soggy
2. she has soggy shit on her legs.

by Adam December 14, 2004

fakie

In skateboarding, bmx, snowboarding etc you are moving backwards

fakie kickflip = backwards kickflip

by adam April 22, 2004

toeback

When a person gets so drunk that they are toes up flat on their back.

Man I got so toebacked at that party last night.

by Adam January 03, 2005

avalanche

Sexual act in which the dude blows his load on the girls tits and proceeds to lick it up. Chest resembles mountaints covered in snow. Related to snowball

Mark gave Laura the avalanche and it really freaked her shit out.

by Adam May 13, 2005