AD218's definitions

German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!

Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.

by AD218 August 26, 2008

Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Boomstank

Women who are attracted to men who drive cars with stereos and sub woofers that boast excessive amounts of Bass.

Lets go drive around with the bass blasting and see if we can attract some Boomstank!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

Amper Stoked

The act of being amped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Amper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Realist

Realists have a firm grip on reality and can see things for what they are, not what they are told they are. Realists have their own views and do not fall victim to propaganda, misconception, or titles!

1. There is the Pessimist who believes the glass is half empty!

2. There is the Optimist who believes the glass is half full!

3. Then there is the Realist who knows it is just half a fucking glass!

by AD218 September 26, 2008

Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008