A2P's definitions

Britney Spears

Some cuntish poser pop star whore that

1) Promotes bad things like alcoholism, smoking, and all other negative influences to young preppy girls.
2) Can't sing for shit because she lip sings and doesn't even write her own lyrics.
3) Got married for FIFTY FIVE FUCKING HOURS! Jesus, I could hold a relationship better than that!

Britney Spears is a whore that should get AIDS and die for the sake of mankind itself.

by A2P September 6, 2005

McDonalds

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

by A2P July 27, 2005

fcc

fucking assholes who want to ruin everything!

OMG! He said shit and didn't censor it!
OMG! She flashed her titties!
OMG! We're (censored)offs!

by A2P November 28, 2004

Down Voter

A troll who down votes comments/submissions for the sole purpose of angering and confusing people.

I log on UD today and I see lots of words of the day's down voted. Looks like the work of a down voter troll.

by A2P July 11, 2009

your mother

What I did last night.

What did you do yesterday?
"Your mother."

by A2P February 20, 2009

Michael Jordan

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

by A2P July 29, 2005

Real World

The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD

A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??

(Gets stupider EVERY year!)

by A2P December 7, 2004