A Québecois's definitions

Poutine

A food that is good in Quebec some Ontarians says that their poutine is good. Ontarian poutine is shit.

a man died poisoned yesterday
what did he eat
Ontarian poutine

by A Québecois November 18, 2021

The rock

The guy from Fortnite

Fortnite kid: watch Jumanji with the rock, hey it's the guy from Fortnite
Me the next day: ok so yesterday I shot a kid.

by A Québecois December 10, 2021

Justin trudeau

a very funny guy who likes to disguise himself as an Indian Africain Aladin and a lot more
what he says is a lot funny.

Justin trudeau: We are going to continue to continue of doing efforts

by A Québecois November 30, 2021

Mark Zuckerberg

A robot sent from the future by skynet in the objective of creating the most popular social media for mothers.

Me: Meets Mark Zuckerberg

Terminator music theme: intensifies

by A Québecois February 25, 2022

Touch some Grass

Something that Genshin Impact players never do

Person: go touch some grass
Genshin impact player: wtf is that

by A Québecois December 6, 2021

Israël

The bad guy from undertale

Israël is the bad guy from undertale

by A Québecois December 7, 2021

Wayne Glensky

Best Hockey player of all time

Ignorant: Maurice Richard is the best hockey player
Big brain: No ist Wayne Glensky

by A Québecois December 1, 2021