Definitions by 885clinton springs

BILDO 

Bildo is the name given to a balding guy named bill, because his head looks like a dildo. Bill + dildo = BILDO

BILL is going bald and needs hair treatments, he looks like a BILDO

BILDO by 885clinton springs August 31, 2017

Lord helmet 

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

Lord helmet by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

jvac 

When a person is so hairy they look like a teen wolf or they have a sweater on, when they are shirtless. It looks like their body has a Jericurl and needs to be VACed, hence the word JVAC

Jason is so hairy, he needs to JVAC daily like a shag rug.

jvac by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

Skused 

Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.

Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.

Skused by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

skused 

Driving worse than someone who is blind

Drunk drivers are practically same as skused drivers

Mike's driving is skused. He almost hit a house and parked in the front yard.

skused by 885clinton springs August 26, 2017

macapussy 

Macapussy is someone that thinks they are a mack daddy and thinks they get a lot of pussy. A macapussy thinks they are similar to a pimp, buy actually only can get get fat chicks and beat up.

Scott thinks he is a mack daddy, but he definitely is more of a macapussy that gets beat up.

macapussy by 885clinton springs August 26, 2017

Wod 

Wod is an abbreviation for waste of dick. Usually given to a guy that is a virgin or never uses his penis and might as well have a vagina.

That big tittie girl wanted to bang Matt in the shower, she was butt naked and he got in wearing clothes. Matt is a wod and should donate his penis, since he does not use it.

Wod by 885clinton springs August 14, 2017