[e-mail]'s definitions

T-jection

Being rejected because you are transgender (or any similar condition thereof); primarily applied to the act of being romantically rejected.

Liz: Yep, I think it is over with that guy I told you that I met and had gone out with a few times. I told him I was trans over dinner tonight, and he left my place in a matter of only 10 minutes after finding out. Total case of T-jection I'm sure.

Friend: Aww, Liz... you poor, poor tranny.

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

sweating my cock

When someone wants a guy (sexually, romantically, whatever), they are sweating his cock.

Scott: You are totally sweating my cock, aren't you.

Liz: Shut up Scott.

Scott: You totally want me.

by [e-mail] November 11, 2007

E-bandonment

When someone you meet online disappears without a trace- forever.

I met this guy online from England last year and totally fell in love with him, but he has not been online in months or answered any of my phone calls. Oh, how the e-bandonment kills my soul!

by [e-mail] October 19, 2007

smuk

beautiful or sexy, in Danish. it can be used to mean anything good, positive, or appealing.

1. "Hey, I talked to that girl I had a crush on and asked her out Friday night. She said yes! Smuk!!"

2. "Wow, this weed is soooo smuk. So nice and mellow, and no paranoia!"

3. "Before we leave to go out, let me check myself in the mirror. (Looks at self) Oh wow, I'm looking pretty smuk!"

by [e-mail] October 11, 2007