Seven Dollar Shit

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.

Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"

Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."

Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."

by 7h0rn3 January 01, 2009

Sierra Bravo

Phonetic speaking of the letters SB, used to mean Shitbag. Spoken often in the presence of shitbags so that said shitbags do not realize that they are being called out.

Commonly used in the military, e.g. Navy, to refer to those who lack the ability to show any discipline, bearing, character, honor, care, or commitment to the fact that they themselves are a member of the Armed Forces.

1. That Sierra Bravo hasn't cared to iron his uniform since boot camp.

2. Our LPO is always pissed at this division because of all these Sierra Bravo's in it.

3. FN Kaine

by 7h0rn3 December 20, 2008

Sack-out

To go to bed.

I'm so dead tired. I can't wait to go home and sack-out.

by 7h0rn3 May 14, 2009

Leave Beard

The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.

The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.

by 7h0rn3 April 10, 2010

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

Hot Pocket

The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.

Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.

by 7h0rn3 January 07, 2009