One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
by 7h0rn3 August 18, 2009
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grand cherokee

one of the baddest pieces of machinery that chrysler has made. (second only to the Dodge Ram)

the only vehicle I know of that'll take a half inch steel trailer hitch to the grill at 30 miles per hour and not even so much as skip.
The only thing better than my 94 Grand Cherokee Laredo with a 5.7 liter 318 on an 8" lift is my 99 Ram 2500 with a 6.7 liter cummins turbo.

No, Mr. Insurance Agent, I dont need a tow truck. I'll drive to the body shop.
by 7h0rn3 July 27, 2007
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Hot Pocket

The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.
Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
by 7h0rn3 January 08, 2009
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pour piss out of a boot

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!
by 7h0rn3 April 05, 2009
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nihilated

(v)synonymous with annihilated, a shortened form of the word used by one while exhibiting the quality and or essence of being annihilated - to be completely and utterly drunk and or stoned out of one's conscious mind.
Crucial: Damn dog, I'm straight nihilated!
Me: Oh yeah, arent you always "nihilated?"
by 7h0rn3 January 22, 2008
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Sierra Bravo

Phonetic speaking of the letters SB, used to mean Shitbag. Spoken often in the presence of shitbags so that said shitbags do not realize that they are being called out.

Commonly used in the military, e.g. Navy, to refer to those who lack the ability to show any discipline, bearing, character, honor, care, or commitment to the fact that they themselves are a member of the Armed Forces.
1. That Sierra Bravo hasn't cared to iron his uniform since boot camp.

2. Our LPO is always pissed at this division because of all these Sierra Bravo's in it.

3. FN Kaine
by 7h0rn3 December 16, 2008
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