7h0rn3's definitions
One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

(v)synonymous with annihilated, a shortened form of the word used by one while exhibiting the quality and or essence of being annihilated - to be completely and utterly drunk and or stoned out of one's conscious mind.
by 7h0rn3 January 10, 2009

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.
Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
by 7h0rn3 January 1, 2009

United States Navy hull classification number for nuclear powered attack submarines. Meaning Submersible Self-propelled Nuclear.
by 7h0rn3 May 11, 2008

The altered state of mind that accompanies a larger than average pinch of Copenhagen after an entire day without any nicotine product of any kind.
Results in a temporary state of euphoria and perfect well-being
Results in a temporary state of euphoria and perfect well-being
by 7h0rn3 April 14, 2009

Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
by 7h0rn3 January 7, 2009
