Definitions by 69 Is A Number

Bork 

The sound a fluffer pupper makes. Different from a Swedish fluffer pupper, which goes bjork.

“Bork” said the pupper

Bork by 69 Is A Number February 11, 2019

Meta

Talking about urban dictionary outside the context of the definition for Urban Dictionary.

Dave: Hi reader scrolling through the definition of Meta! How are ya?
Julia: Why the fuck are you talking to reader Dave? We’ve talked about breaking the fourth wall .

Meta by 69 Is A Number February 11, 2019

Birdbox Challenge 

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

Birdbox Challenge by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019

go commit abiotic 

How to tell someone to kill themselves in science class

I started to tell Dave to kill himself, but instead I told him to go commit abiotic because the science teacher was glaring at me .

go commit abiotic by 69 Is A Number January 28, 2019