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go commit abiotic

How to tell someone to kill themselves in science class

I started to tell Dave to kill himself, but instead I told him to go commit abiotic because the science teacher was glaring at me .

by 69 Is A Number January 28, 2019

Birdbox Challenge

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019

Bork

The sound a fluffer pupper makes. Different from a Swedish fluffer pupper, which goes bjork.

“Bork” said the pupper

by 69 Is A Number February 11, 2019

Urban

What your Middle-Aged white mom calls black culture

Honey! This area is so urban!

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019