by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
Expression used to describe any situation that is totally screwed up upside y and sideways. The origins y this term come from an old classic john waters film entitled "desperate living"in the movie 2women are arrested and sent to mortville where all residents must walk around backwards. At all times!,
The church rummage sale was totally disorganized this year. I felt like I was in mortville all weekend long!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
A small
Unincorporated town located on the shores of the salton sea whose population fluctuates between 200 and 500 people depending on the time of year. The main tourist attraction is salvation mountain. A rock outcropping festooned in painted religious themes
The town is also known for its eclectic collection of bars. Restaurants and art galleries. The slabs are mostly populated by a group of eclectic artist
S snowbird s and the occasional homeless person or people.
Unincorporated town located on the shores of the salton sea whose population fluctuates between 200 and 500 people depending on the time of year. The main tourist attraction is salvation mountain. A rock outcropping festooned in painted religious themes
The town is also known for its eclectic collection of bars. Restaurants and art galleries. The slabs are mostly populated by a group of eclectic artist
S snowbird s and the occasional homeless person or people.
Jill: let's go to artisanfest this weekend. I'll pay your way. Jack:major d
Slaps! It'll be slab city!
Slaps! It'll be slab city!
by 4realazitgits March 11, 2021
The final shot of film for a production day on a movie set sometimes. Heralded people in the cast and crew drinking a martini or three
We didn't get our Martini shot till 3am.then a bunch of us went out for breakfast and didn't get in till 6 in the morning.
by 4realazitgits April 09, 2021
A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
.
And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
.
And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
by 4realazitgits April 29, 2021
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021
To be stuck in traffic. To be gridlocked. 405 is a reference to the infamous 405 freeway in Los angeles, which always seems congested, regardless of the time of day it seems.
by 4realazitgits March 02, 2021