4realazitgits's definitions

Pissaroni pizza

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!

Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Jack cuzzi

Where a guy presses his Johnson up against a jacuzzi jet to test the water pressure

I did a jack cuzzi in the jacuzzi today!

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Trottoria

A restaurant or cafe that gives you the trots when you eat there. Alternate spelling would be trottorrhea.

Yo.that gosh bowl is a real trottoria!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021

Cuntanuities

Payment distributed to payees on a per count basis. In this case the "unit"of measure is a womans genitalia.

Producer to director at an adult film company:"I figure we have 3 films "greenlighted"7 points on the back end for each and huge cuntanuities per each performer.lets do this!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…

Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

The treatment

Basically the treatment is an outline for a potential script. Sort of the google earth view of the story. It's also a diagnostic tool of sorts. Treatments don't have dialogue and allow all parties to glean an overview of such elements like character arcs and narrative arcs of the story line.

The treatment for "zombies ate my wife's clit"was pitched at a pre script meeting today. I think it went pretty well. We "stretched it out " to 3 hours so we could write off the 3 martini lunch!

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021

Unreal

Television series which premiered on Life time in 2015 and ran untii 2018. The series is based on a book by Sara gertrude shapiro that exposes the unctuous under belly of the reality TV genre.

Unreal is a salacious sendup of the reality TV genre.its rapier wit and incisive invective eviscerates the ersatz conundrum through the vehicle of a fictional reality show entitled" everlasting" which bears a strange resemblance to the"bachelor" series

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021