14 definitions by 313vagina
Another form of sexting. When you send sexual text messages to another, in hopes of getting some piece.
*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.
*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.
*Becki is sitting on the couch texting her man after a drunken night*
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!
by 313vagina December 18, 2009
The act of leaving just enough milk in the carton/bag so that you are not responsible for its replacement; thus leaving the duty to the next sorry milk consumer.
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
by 313vagina March 9, 2009
An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.
Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
by 313vagina February 24, 2009
The suspect responsible for various refrigerator-related thefts. The true identity of the refrigerator is often never discovered and so measures to further protect food and perishables must be made.
Beware of the refrigeraiders. There have been some thefts in the area.
Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.
Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.
by 313vagina April 19, 2009
The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water
by 313vagina February 23, 2009