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The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
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by 313vagina February 22, 2009
Get the African Hangover mug.The suspect responsible for various refrigerator-related thefts. The true identity of the refrigerator is often never discovered and so measures to further protect food and perishables must be made.
Beware of the refrigeraiders. There have been some thefts in the area.
Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.
Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.
by 313vagina April 19, 2009
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Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.
Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!
Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!
Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
by 313vagina March 1, 2009
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by 313vagina February 22, 2009
Get the fucked and chucked mug.The yak 'n stay back is the act of vomitting before the bar because you are far too drunk. However, not to be mistaken with the "puke 'n go", the yak 'n stay back involves never making it anywhere. Followers of the yak 'n stay back are left home alone in the bathroom/bed/floor/pool of vomit, and left to fend for themselves, as no one wants to take care of that. Friends of the yakker have a good time without him/her because he/she really isn't all that fun anyways.
by 313vagina March 8, 2009
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by 313vagina February 23, 2009
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