finger bang

Another form of sexting. When you send sexual text messages to another, in hopes of getting some piece.

*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.

*Becki is sitting on the couch texting her man after a drunken night*
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!

by 313vagina December 18, 2009

Knife Lineup

The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.

Jess: Check out this knife lineup! Who the fuck is going to clean that up ?

by 313vagina March 05, 2009

fucked and chucked

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.

Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.

by 313vagina February 22, 2009

do 'n dip

Similar to the fuck and chuck, the do 'n dip can be described as the act where one goes over to another's place, has sex, and then leaves immediately afterward. Where the fuck and chuck is done to oneself, the do 'n dip is done by oneself. The do 'n dip is often used as a retaliation against the fuck and chucker.

Chantelle: I pulled a do 'n dip on that fucker.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009

African Hangover

The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water

Jess had the biggest african hangover in cuba.

by 313vagina February 22, 2009

Mitt Socked

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.

Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.

by 313vagina February 23, 2009

refrigeraider

The suspect responsible for various refrigerator-related thefts. The true identity of the refrigerator is often never discovered and so measures to further protect food and perishables must be made.

Beware of the refrigeraiders. There have been some thefts in the area.

Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.

by 313vagina April 19, 2009