do 'n dip

Similar to the fuck and chuck, the do 'n dip can be described as the act where one goes over to another's place, has sex, and then leaves immediately afterward. Where the fuck and chuck is done to oneself, the do 'n dip is done by oneself. The do 'n dip is often used as a retaliation against the fuck and chucker.
Chantelle: I pulled a do 'n dip on that fucker.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
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Mitt Socked

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.
by 313vagina February 24, 2009
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celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
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Moo Juice Foul

The act of leaving just enough milk in the carton/bag so that you are not responsible for its replacement; thus leaving the duty to the next sorry milk consumer.
Chantelle: WHO'S RESONSIBLE FOR THE MOO JUICE FOUL ?!
by 313vagina March 05, 2009
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The Gorilla

The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.
by 313vagina March 09, 2009
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rough draft

An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
by 313vagina March 05, 2009
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African Hangover

The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water
Jess had the biggest african hangover in cuba.
by 313vagina February 23, 2009
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