Definitions by 313vagina
rough draft
An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.
Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
rough draft by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Moo Juice Foul
The act of leaving just enough milk in the carton/bag so that you are not responsible for its replacement; thus leaving the duty to the next sorry milk consumer.
Moo Juice Foul by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Knife Lineup
The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.
Knife Lineup by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Mommate
A roommate who acts like your mom by tucking you into bed when you're drunk, making you dinner, bringing you medicine when you're sick, and of course picking you up and dropping you off at parties, friend's houses, school, etc.
Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.
Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!
Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!
Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
Mitt Socked
The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
Mitt Socked by 313vagina February 23, 2009
fucked and chucked
In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.
fucked and chucked by 313vagina February 22, 2009
African Hangover
The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water
African Hangover by 313vagina February 22, 2009