313vagina's definitions

fucked and chucked

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.

Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.

by 313vagina February 22, 2009

finger bang

Another form of sexting. When you send sexual text messages to another, in hopes of getting some piece.

*Refers to the act of banging the keys of your cell phone with your fingers.

*Becki is sitting on the couch texting her man after a drunken night*
Liz: Hey Becki, who ya finger bangin' over there??
Becki: i'm getting my finger bang on. i'm going to have some sex tonight!

by 313vagina December 18, 2009

refrigeraider

The suspect responsible for various refrigerator-related thefts. The true identity of the refrigerator is often never discovered and so measures to further protect food and perishables must be made.

Beware of the refrigeraiders. There have been some thefts in the area.

Becki: Has anyone seen my scallops?
*collective silence*
Amanda: ...the refrigeraiders are at it again.

by 313vagina April 19, 2009

Mommate

A roommate who acts like your mom by tucking you into bed when you're drunk, making you dinner, bringing you medicine when you're sick, and of course picking you up and dropping you off at parties, friend's houses, school, etc.

Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.

Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!

Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.

by 313vagina March 1, 2009

rough draft

An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!

by 313vagina March 5, 2009

Mitt Socked

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.

Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.

by 313vagina February 23, 2009

African Hangover

The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water

Jess had the biggest african hangover in cuba.

by 313vagina February 22, 2009