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You can say it said before describing any type of noise. The improper but proper way of describing a noise. That is not alive nor ever will be.
Addison kicked her mom in the pussy and it said “ppppfff”
It said by Waffledoghouse October 13, 2021
Words you can keep

it said pens 

used when posting on internet forums, it is a way to ensure that your replies (and subsequently your reputation) dont fall victim to the dreaded post edit.
Original post: Who is your favorite actor?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon

Edited post: Which actor do you have sexual fantasies about on a regular basis?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt (now self incriminated)
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon (dignity has been saved)
it said pens by Booogs September 23, 2008

it said pens 

1) a typing phenomenon occuring when, in an attempt to write "pens," one accidentally writes "penis." This phrase is most commonly used in reference to this phenomenon for any words or phrases that closely resemble more incriminating words or phrases.

2) a forum post used to call another out when this kind of typo is made.

3) an AWOT expression used to refer to the first recorded instance of this phenomenon.

boogs: "I was chewing on my blue penis the other day when it exploded in my mouth."
Stonehenge: "Bwahahaha. 'it said pens!'"

it said pens by Stonehenge September 28, 2006

you said it

you said it by Zach G. October 30, 2003

Who said it

a little edgy
worth the bruise
we know a little funk
we know a little blues
our "thing" is yet unborn
we joke around it
we take strange turns
you like your greens
I stick to red
that didnt stop us
when we first met
remember, the glory,
the heat and the tears,
the menace, the joy,
the hope and the fears
foresee whats possible
assume whats clear
a little wiser, are we
a little less full of it
still no change of direction
no grabbing the wheel
if you asked me today
(and i can only speak for myself but)
I never felt so real
Hey, don't fall back into old patterns. You're communicating with humans!
(Who said it, him or her?)
Who said it by Krkič October 31, 2019

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox
Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. 

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
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