2009ends's definitions
A hairstyle that people spend almost an hour to make with gel and hairspray, to make it look like they did nothing with it when they woke up in the morning.
Jake: Wow, nice bed head. Didn't you bother to comb your hair today when you woke up?
Josh: I did!
Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?
Josh. Yeah...lol.
Jake: Wow...Edgy.
Josh: I did!
Jake: ...but then you made it like that...right?
Josh. Yeah...lol.
Jake: Wow...Edgy.
by 2009ends August 24, 2009
Get the Bed headmug. John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
by 2009ends October 4, 2009
Get the So help me Godmug. A mythological noun that determines the purity of someone. It is kept with a person until the first time they engage in sexual activity, and then it is lost forever.
Guys must be careful; make sure that the girl whom you take the virginity from is a good one. If you try to leave this girl, she will use it to try to make you feel lower than dirt, and it will hit hard.
Guys must be careful; make sure that the girl whom you take the virginity from is a good one. If you try to leave this girl, she will use it to try to make you feel lower than dirt, and it will hit hard.
Girl: "You took my virginity! You took something that nobody else can have! I can never get it back, do you get that?"
Boy: "Oh shuddup, like Matt's pierced tounge and your vibrator are any different from my cock."
Boy: "Oh shuddup, like Matt's pierced tounge and your vibrator are any different from my cock."
by 2009ends August 4, 2009
Get the Virginitymug. A community on youtube who animate with the program Pivot Stickfigure Animator. This community contains many members, most of which are under the age of 14. Thanks to the main community members like PivotmasterDX, Hopdiddy, Deltapivot, and Magnificentness saying 1337 words and repeating memes and fads mindlessly, like they're funny, the massive community of noobs has spammed them and have now ruined the whole comedy of such behavior.
Yeh I haev pivot, but i qwit becuz it waz too boaring foar me. But i still suck up 2 PivotmasterDX becuz he's popular and i'm a conforming prepubescent middle-skewler. it aer funneh when i talk liek this becuz funneh ppl talk leik thizz. So i herd u liek mudki- *gets shot*
by 2009ends July 16, 2009
Get the Pivotmug. by 2009ends October 4, 2009
Get the Is that me?mug.