35 definitions by 1SPectre4U

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

harvester

An automatic web site scanning application that methodically scearches through internet sites for viable email addresses. The primary source of SPAM generation.

I set a trap for the harvesters by putting hundreds of bogus email addresses on my website.

by 1SPectre4U August 12, 2003

undercover

1. To operate in a secret or clandestine fashion.

2. Pertaining to anything with secret or clandestine overtones.

The undercover police made a drug bust last night.

by 1SPectre4U October 31, 2003

Moore's Law

Named for Intel founder Gordon Moore. Moore's law states that the number of circuits in a CPU will double every 12 to 18 months.

If Moore's Law is correct, then computers will be eight times as powerful in three to four years

by 1SPectre4U October 28, 2003

cut one

To expell flatulence.

Ewwwwwww!!! What's that smell??? Who cut one?!?

by 1SPectre4U October 28, 2003

God Squad

Derisive name given to various religeous organisations that aggressively and proactively campaign for new members to spread their faith.

Don't answer the door. The God Squad is out there.

by 1SPectre4U October 21, 2003

UNIMOG

Trade name for a utility/agricultural truck produced by Mercedes Benz from 1947 to present. Availiable in various shapes and sizes, UNIMOGs are characterized by their large tires, high ground clearance, spartan interiors, and legendary druability. The name is an acronym derived from UNIversal MOtor Gerat (Universal Power Unit, in German).

Use the UNIMOG to tow out that Cadillac Escalade that got stuck in the mud.

by 1SPectre4U January 22, 2004