1Head's definitions

asking the big questions

Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.

Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*

by 1Head April 22, 2019

daytrip

Taking LSD during the day and going for a walk, commonly in a public place such as a park.

Take a daytrip

by 1Head November 8, 2018

Fifalusion

When one cannot distinguish between the video-game FIFA and a real game of soccer, or vice-versa.

You alright there mate?
Yea it's nothing, just can't tell if this is FIFA or we're watching an actual match mate.
Yea mate happens to me all the time, its a Fifalusion.

by 1Head November 3, 2018

Skyrimitis

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.

How will you be paying for that sir?

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A

That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC

by 1Head November 3, 2018

age-lol

When you forget how long you've been out of school and people treat you like an adult, when you still see yourself as an 11 year old.

Hello Sir, how can I help you?
What did you just call me?

These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.

by 1Head November 3, 2018

balearia

A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.

Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.

Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.

by 1Head November 2, 2018

air employee

Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.

"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."

by 1Head April 23, 2017