armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
by 1Head August 07, 2021
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Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.
Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.
by 1Head June 02, 2019
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G-Up

Spelt without the dash. Australian slang
1. a party or gathering usually where drinking is involved
2. a semi sarcastic response, describing an activity, perhaps fun but ultimately pointless, a fuck around, a waste of time, or someone who is a joker who has done something humorous foolish, not necessarily with a negative connation
3. describing a non-peer such as a parent, teacher or boss who is fun and lighthearted and can take a joke and makes jokes themselves even though they are in a position where they are usually expected to be strict or serious
1. G Up tonight at John's

2.
How was the meeting?
It was a G Up. No-one came and we ended up just drawing shit on the white board and leaving.

Missy drank herself blind last night.
G-Up

The assignment is due next week and the teacher hasn't even told us what it is
Such a G Up

John kicked the ball over the fence again.
What a G Up.

3. Miss J is a G Up
John's mum is a G Up
by 1Head July 16, 2022
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Recommended

Random videos from 5 years ago that pop up in your YouTube feed.
Why is this in my recommended?
by 1Head June 01, 2019
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pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.
What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.
by 1Head June 03, 2019
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Fifalusion

When one cannot distinguish between the video-game FIFA and a real game of soccer, or vice-versa.
You alright there mate?
Yea it's nothing, just can't tell if this is FIFA or we're watching an actual match mate.
Yea mate happens to me all the time, its a Fifalusion.
by 1Head November 03, 2018
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rain guilt

Some Australians are experiencing rain guilt over getting rain when other areas have not received any. They are careful not to celebrate their rain in case they make others jealous.
I need to see a psychologist as I am experiencing rain guilt. It has really added to my stress over the drought.
by 1Head February 22, 2020
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