Fifalusion

When one cannot distinguish between the video-game FIFA and a real game of soccer, or vice-versa.

You alright there mate?
Yea it's nothing, just can't tell if this is FIFA or we're watching an actual match mate.
Yea mate happens to me all the time, its a Fifalusion.

by 1Head November 04, 2018

air employee

Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.

"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."

by 1Head April 24, 2017

Let's Go Brandern

The same as Let's Go Brandon but aimed at and denouncing Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister of New Zealand.

Let's Go Brandern

by 1Head November 18, 2021

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 31, 2019

dedotated wam

dedotated WAM

what's the wecomended amount of dedotated wam i should have to a server?

by 1Head June 04, 2019

pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.

What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.

by 1Head June 03, 2019

armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.

Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.

by 1Head August 08, 2021