1Head's definitions

Crawler

A name change for the Rake when it got ousted as being made-up in the labs of 4Chan. Blamed for disappearances in National Parks. Crawlers and Rakes gain their credibility from real sightings made up of deer, dogs, large water fowls knocking over belongings while making screeching noises, racoons looking through peoples windows, and mangey black bears at night in the woods of USA, seeing patterns in things that aren't really what they look like, murder cover ups, and wolves or people taking children. In the sense that crawlers crawl, the description of 'crawler' is accurate.

I saw a Crawler 5 years ago. At least now I think I did since I saw a picture of it on the internet that was definitely not from a photoshop competition and turned into a trail cam image, even though at the time I thought it was probably just a deer. Yes I what I saw definitely was a Crawler. I have put a salt circle around my house and anointed my bedroom with holy water and every night shake in my bed under the covers until morning. I have garlic coated silver pellets loaded into my shotgun just in case.

by 1Head April 28, 2022

Let's Go Brandern

The same as Let's Go Brandon but aimed at and denouncing Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister of New Zealand.

Let's Go Brandern

by 1Head November 17, 2021

dedotated wam

dedotated WAM

what's the wecomended amount of dedotated wam i should have to a server?

by 1Head June 4, 2019

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

balearia

A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.

Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.

Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.

by 1Head November 2, 2018

rain guilt

Some Australians are experiencing rain guilt over getting rain when other areas have not received any. They are careful not to celebrate their rain in case they make others jealous.

I need to see a psychologist as I am experiencing rain guilt. It has really added to my stress over the drought.

by 1Head February 22, 2020

Fifalusion

When one cannot distinguish between the video-game FIFA and a real game of soccer, or vice-versa.

You alright there mate?
Yea it's nothing, just can't tell if this is FIFA or we're watching an actual match mate.
Yea mate happens to me all the time, its a Fifalusion.

by 1Head November 3, 2018