Pfp

PROFILE PICTURE

Person 1: i need a new pfp
Person 2: let me make u one
Person 1: ok then...
Person 2: *comes with PABLO PICASSO painting*
Per. 2: TAKE A PIC OF IT AND ITS UR NEW PFP ):<
Per. 1: I..

by .._your_real_name_.. September 30, 2020

(^õ~×)>/== --•

An idiot's text gun.

Girl with old 2011 phone: (^õ~×)>/== --•
Boy with new phone: ha ha you think you're better? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also what the hell is that
Girl: ......

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

Chromebook

The greatest thing for 11 year old girls who like androids yet want a larger screen.

And yes you can get Minecraft on it.

11 year old girl: I love this android but it needs a larger screen!
Google: Hold my G.
11 y.o. girl: Ooh I love this Chromebook. I can get any apps. eVeN WoRk On IT!

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

Nok

When you wanna disagree but you also want to agree

Person 1: Wanna go walk sometime?
Person 2: Nok uh...

by .._your_real_name_.. November 4, 2020

Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.

dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

The thing the Urban Dictionary puts when you're about to sign in.

Me: *goes to sign into UD*
UD: (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ
Me: Holy fu-

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020

😂

The emoji that one 10 year old 4th grader started to use when their 10th grader friend started using it.

10th grader friend:

😂 lmaooo
4th grader:

😂 ikr
10th grader's head: holy god damn mother of crumbles they're using "mY" emoji.

by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020