-hef-'s definitions

ball jar

It's where your wife keeps your balls once you get married.

My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.

My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

H.I.P.

"Hand in Pants." Used by strippers, and customers of lap dances to ask for some special treatment in the back room, i.e. a hand job.

When I went into the back room with the stripper for a lap dance, I asked her if she was down with some H.I.P.

by -HEF- May 20, 2007

Gamatio

Getting blown while playing a video game. Pronunciation - guh-may'-shee-oh.

See if you can finish an entire stage on Dirt 2 without crashing while getting a gamatio.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

by -HEF- September 3, 2009

appleteeny

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.

Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

gap fuck

When a man and woman are naked, they are both standing up, the woman has her thighs together, and the guy fucks the gap at the top of her thighs just below her snizz. It works facing each other, or the guy behind.

My girl was on the rag, so I gap fucked her last night.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

shit chill

When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.

I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.

by -hef- September 18, 2009