Definitions by -cM

Port Hole Pirate

A person who is gay or homsexual and likes men.

As hot as Crystle is and he turned her down? Wow he must be a Port Hole Pirate.

Port Hole Pirate by -cM January 5, 2008

White Shoes 

Someone who is or trys to be slick like a salesman (car or other) tries to basically pull the whool over others eye's Act's sort of too cool for school.

We went to Yuba City to play PS2 and low and behold there was Mikey acting all "White Shoes" on us.

White Shoes by -cM January 5, 2008

Gutter Helmet 

Gutter Helmet is the act of getting a blow job from a dirty girl.

Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.

Gutter Helmet by -cM July 16, 2007

Plumper Humper 

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)

Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.

Plumper Humper by -cM July 16, 2007

Dirt Skirt

A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.

Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.

Dirt Skirt by -cM July 16, 2007

Pussy Chewer 

A Pussy Chewer is a person who fully enjoys pussy and does not just lick it but also likes to sneak a chew in. (lighty of course)

I am a total pussy chewer and I am proud to say so.

Pussy Chewer by -cM July 16, 2007

Carpeteer 

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

Carpeteer by -cM July 16, 2007