tim's definitions

the streets

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

by Tim May 10, 2004

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 6, 2004

knoxies

large avitor glasses johnny knoxville wears. see aviators

let me wear those knoxies

by Tim October 20, 2003

vampik

Extremely sexy man who has billions of money and best girls.

Vampik owns everything.

by Tim July 21, 2004

philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...

Go to the Visayas if you want a resort.

by Tim May 13, 2005

pompstein

a negative edition of someonewho is pomp. if you're (or something is) pomp, you are cool e.g. thats well pomp, meaning 'that is really cool'

Pompstein is someone who is not cool

dont be such a pompstein

by tim February 21, 2005

elfish

1)wrong way to spell elvish
2)Spainish (el fish)

get your el fish away from me

that el fish is very elfish

by Tim January 21, 2004