pompstein

a negative edition of someonewho is pomp. if you're (or something is) pomp, you are cool e.g. thats well pomp, meaning 'that is really cool'

Pompstein is someone who is not cool
dont be such a pompstein
by tim February 21, 2005
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McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.
Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!
by Tim February 06, 2004
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Cluck

Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!
by Tim March 13, 2003
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comb-over

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.
"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."
by Tim December 20, 2003
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El Dou

The Name for a person who has been infected with the "Dee" Gene. The dee gene causes a rare form of mental retardation simply known as DEE. Because of its hereditary nature, whole families (known as LOS DEES/DOUS) have been known to carry this gene. Besides being hereditary, it has been proven that habitual exposure to people carrying the gene can lead to infection. El Dou, also, can be used as an interchanable synonym for complete and utter retardation.
Seth was being inchorent, saying things that bordered on non-sensical and retarded, so Jones screamed "EL DOU"
by tim April 10, 2005
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firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.
i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.
by Tim August 07, 2003
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philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...
by Tim May 13, 2005
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