as a friend

means you can buy me things, put up with my bullshit, but you ain't getting laid.

Oh Steve, I just think of you as a friend, not someone I'd fuck or want to see naked.

by steve May 29, 2004

god

God, steve and wayne, two controlling figures that rock everyones world. Everything that we do is envyed by the world. God.. we rock

Steve and Wayne are god, we rule the world. Everyone looks up to how cool and badass we are.

by steve March 02, 2005

Salty

To be in a bad mood - mad expression

damn you look salty, what went up your ass?

by steve February 03, 2005

mong'ead

If someone does something stupid or laughable.....laugh for desired length, then say

Aaaaaah Cameron you mong'ead, stop puking up on my floor

by steve December 30, 2003

flatdick

a top down foolish ass pranksta thats always flacid and cant get it up

damn whats with the flatdick you canker sore.

by steve March 10, 2004

ditch troll

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

by Steve September 23, 2003

droopy

A woman with sagging boobs.

Look at that woman with droopy boobs! She needs to wear a bra!

by Steve January 22, 2005