steve's definitions

Dilligaf

Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

Someone says to you, "what do you think about...."

You answer with DILLIGAF

by Steve November 27, 2003

bootythwap

The act of punkslapping your deserving female significant other on her clitoris for being a colossal pain in the ass. Usually done when she wrongs you.

Ed had to bootythwap his girlfriend when she tried to break his balls in front of all his friends for no particular reason.

by Steve December 17, 2003

A.D.I.D.A.S.

after dinner i did a shit

like i ate dinner then went & had a shit

by steve March 22, 2003

spread the frosting

Take a dump.

Ooh! That sausage biscuit have give me he urge to "spread the frosting".

by Steve July 22, 2003

Norgall

Someone that`s vice is to collect weapons of all kinds.

Damn, you`re a norgall!

by Steve May 31, 2004

mug

ugly as shit, especially if fat

"Damn you have beer goggles, man, she's mug."

by Steve October 12, 2004

guard pig

The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.

Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!

by Steve March 19, 2005