steve's definitions

PMS

(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you!
(2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch.
(3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes.

Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!

by Steve January 6, 2007

defbock

Used to define an over zealous manager's attempts to make everything a crisis. Defbock 1, situation ok, though Defbock 10, emergency crisis meeting needed.

Oh my god! We are at Defbock 9. We must have an emergency 5 hour staff meeting to talk about this! Make sure we have food because we can't stop for lunch.

by Steve June 5, 2003

knoxy

This kid has 1 nut

by Steve September 23, 2003

data download

The act of taking a shit

Cliff's in the toilet doing a data downlad

by Steve January 12, 2005

snap

A word that is used after a putdown/insult.

Dude 1:"Look at those giant boobs."
Dude 2:"They're not as big as yours, OH SNAP!"

by Steve December 12, 2004

fishbortion

When a pregant girl gets a goldfish shoved in her vagina, and the fish swims into the girls uterus and eats away at the embryo and causes and abortion.

I knocked up this chick last night,so i gave her a fishbortion

by steve October 17, 2004

SKUNKING

When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.

she needed hair conditioner so i skunked her

by STEVE March 25, 2004