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street smart

Knows how to live on the streets. Can function on streets.
He might not be acadimiclly smart, but he sure is street smart.
by Sam March 25, 2005
mugGet the street smartmug.

ludka

1. One that headbutts those smarter than her or those that threaten her.

2. Holds very little knowledge of computers.

3. Stupid stupid bitch!
Mrs. Ludka just headbutted TSI because he broke the backspace key.
by Sam November 30, 2003
mugGet the ludkamug.

g-mawn

an albino kid who you cant see bacause hes either to white or transparent
Greg cant play in the snow cause well lose him
by sam December 17, 2003
mugGet the g-mawnmug.

blode

a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige penis this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode
When a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode
by Sam January 8, 2005
mugGet the blodemug.

mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!
After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom
by Sam February 22, 2003
mugGet the mean surprisemug.

shitten

get out side shitten!!!
by sam March 21, 2005
mugGet the shittenmug.

Jew hawk

A mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)
Hey Look at his Jew hawk
by Sam April 6, 2005
mugGet the Jew hawkmug.

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