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lynx

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural lynx or lynx·es
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, from Greek; akin to Old English lox lynx and probably to Greek leukos white -- more at LIGHT
Date: 14th century
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in the 50s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. The term's urban use began pejoratively, and has thus far remained pejorative. Often among a group of inebriated friends the most inebriated is selected and encouraged to approach the lynx, to the glee of all those who witness the regrettable event.
Related terms: cougar puma
I don't care how hot that lynx is; she's too damn old!
by Sam November 30, 2003
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heavhy

Another way of saying heavhy but associating it with suicide and linkin park.

Only cool people and party animals may use this definition.

See sommi and jairs and pingu
heavhy - suicide - linkin park
by sam April 10, 2004
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green day

a bad excuse for a band that makes teh same song with different lyrics again and again. any bands from the past 20 years are just rip offs of the ramones, led zeppelin, iron maiden, judas priest, the sex pistols and other bands like them
green day, yellowcard, finger 11 and thrice are all gay
by sam March 27, 2005
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Lithium

A mind controlling substance used until 1950 in the popular lemon-lime soda 7-Up.
I don't care what you think Laura, 7-Up contained lithium!!!
by Sam November 22, 2004
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samol

Piece of shit boy who trys to be a man.
Claims to pick up on the lady folk and says that he is a real "Rico Suave". He is the real queer boy who cannot get close to girls. He just tries to show off in front of his friends, but has no skills picken up the ladies. He is afraid of every race not to his own, because they all slam him because of his small pee pee. He must be from Viet...
by sam April 3, 2004
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Piss Flinch

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.
...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes
by Sam October 14, 2004
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shigity shigity schwa

A phrase that many people say in a term of excitement
by sam December 22, 2004
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