sam's definitions

bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

shit on my cheese

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

by Sam March 16, 2005

Jubbla

oi ben ur fuck head

bens a faggot eat arse

by sam June 19, 2004

cock master

realy stupid and not doing what you expect it would

this computer is such a cock master

by sam November 5, 2003

Winn

master of everything

god

by Sam April 2, 2003

Cranky

1) Referring to a boat that is liable to capsize
2) The sexual act of tossing salad when extremely angry or upset

-My boats been cranky lately so I won't sail it
-And right in the middle of the argument, Barry just flipped me over and gave me a wicked cranky

by Sam April 17, 2005

giddy

my brother when he is stoned

dude, i am feeling giddy

by sam June 23, 2004