sam's definitions

testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

by Sam June 18, 2004

Figeon

A ferret/Pigeon combined. It is an animal that makes a purring and clucking like sound.(Often immated by humans/human characteristic)

The figeon purred as it sat on the balcony.

by Sam September 24, 2003

geek love

You know, when you've got two geeks who like each other. it's cute.

Everyone knows that sci-fi is freakin' full of Geek Love!

by sam September 22, 2005

ting

cocaine
the white line is the ting

have you got the ting !

by sam June 23, 2004

argenta

The place where underage hicks go to spend their time. Features many drug addicts and skanks. Fights and making out in the hallways almost daily.

I wouldn't be caught dead at Argenta High School.

by sam April 19, 2005

spangy

See Nigi

by Sam October 10, 2003

@w7

used to express feeling bad...oppisite of w00t. It's 1337(leet) Sp33k (speak).

@w7, I lost

::Counter-terrorists win:: Terrorist: @w7

by Sam February 19, 2004