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A horrible band that likes to label themselves as punk rock but really all they are is gee and french. Many people reffer to them as Simple Plan but they should be reffered to as Gee Plan from now on to rep thuur tru geeness.
by Ryan December 2, 2004
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Get the stupidiosity mug.One who consumes a very large amount of Mountain Dew each and every day and experiences no side effects from the large consumption. This person should be held high in ranking among the best of the population.
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Get the MounDewJunkie mug.One of the best things in the world. A female who you really care about. Synonym of wifey. Opposite of hoe.
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Get the lady mug.After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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