ryan's definitions

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

gansified

When WVU player Mike Gansey goes crazy and hits everything the throws up.

Wake Forest got Gansified in double overtime last week.

by ryan March 28, 2005

bone

It's a cigarette
(I'm the biggest kracker I know and even I know this come on guys.)

"cigarettes is bones"
-Ebonics by Big L (R.I.P.)

by ryan September 17, 2003

hooplah

the sound poop would make were it to come out of your mouth

HOOOOOPLAAAAHH (best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 7, 2003

beautiful

Renee A. from Bourg LA

"Wow, that girl Renee is really beautiful"

by Ryan February 18, 2005

The Kelly and Klein or K n K

To have a 6 and 9 in your hole cards in texas hold'em.

I won that hand with the K n K

by Ryan June 3, 2004