ryan's definitions

stairway to heaven

1. only the first half of the song has simple guitar chords, then folk and rock parts of the song contain extremely difficult chords, especially Jimmy Page's guitar solo, which is the greatest of all time.
2. the lyrics are beautiful and far from cheesy

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul

by Ryan February 2, 2004

Janet Jackson

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

by Ryan February 3, 2004

orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.

John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.

by Ryan February 4, 2004

clam bake

when you sit in a car and smoke weed

yo, lets have a calm bake

by ryan February 6, 2004

sublime

the best of its kind; completely unique or inspiring

also the greatest band on the planet. if you dont know them, listen to them.
(see songs-dont push,romeo,40 oz to freedom, boss dj)

sublime is sublime to everything else

by Ryan February 7, 2004

DP

Dom Perrignon champagne

"And we sip DP till the Dom stop bubblin, after we done playin OK go to your husband"
-50 Cent

by Ryan February 8, 2004

Dagening

When you tuck your t-shirt into your blue jeans(without a belt), while wearing pasty white gym shoes. This look is commom for males around the ages of 30-40.

Look at that old fuck. He is dagening

by Ryan February 10, 2004