noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw
"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"
by Ryan April 20, 2004
by Ryan November 01, 2004
A social gathering that involves many females. There are only a few males present at a clam fest, thus making them more appealing to the abundance of females.
by Ryan June 18, 2004
A rare breed of horse bred from Caltex (The Unicorn from Neverending Story) And named after his Master, Atreou.
by Ryan April 13, 2004
Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.
As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.
by Ryan March 09, 2005
1. When you kill, murder, eliminate, destroy, an Enemy with A lower-class weapon of the video game that is being played on A computer.
2. A more brutal version of the word owned (used on a computer only).
;powned was once known as owned.
2. A more brutal version of the word owned (used on a computer only).
;powned was once known as owned.
by Ryan September 01, 2008
by Ryan January 03, 2005