bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god
Gwadgy
by Ryan August 18, 2003
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Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.
"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."
by Ryan January 21, 2004
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Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.
Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
by Ryan January 08, 2007
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o-hey!

An exclamation usually spoken when you see a really hot girl and you want to let her and the people around you know what you are looking at.
O-hey!, that chick is fuckin dope!
by Ryan December 25, 2004
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camren

A really sexy man, who believes he is white but is truly black and his fellow nigger Ryan always tries and show him this but he refuses to believe it, he is also a pimp masta plus wit the bitches and hoes
Damn Camren you been working those Big ass muscles out?
by Ryan December 26, 2003
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comf

cock ass motha fucka

i use this to say it short
by ryan May 03, 2004
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dunkpug

Slang for a pussy with a really foul smell.
No matter what she did, she couldn't freshen the smell of her dunkpug.
by Ryan February 12, 2005
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