draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
by Ryan May 13, 2004
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performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
by Ryan November 28, 2004
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slipknot

a bunch of douches with no life, and wear masks because they are kunt fucking queers that cant see each other because their belly size will blind them , and their extremely bad drums and 50 million guitarists, are just gay, if u say their good , ur a fucking gay ass queer douche bag
did u see that one bad that was so gay it made deaf people blind, wuts the name , oh yea slipknot
by ryan April 27, 2004
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silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.
There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.
by Ryan November 28, 2004
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enrolled

to enroll.
to join up, enlist in, become part of. Most commonly referred to when one become a student and signs up for classes in college.
I just got done signing up for classes at Northern Kentucky today.
by Ryan October 25, 2004
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most def

"Should we go to 7-11?"
"Most Def"
by ryan August 19, 2002
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spegged

To get spit in the face by the feminine genitalia.
I was eating out my girlfriend when she spegged me in the face
by ryan April 14, 2004
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