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chalnez

1.a large sized poo or crap
2.a funny brazilian kid at my school
1.i think this one is gonna be a chalnez not just a regular nez
2.i think chalnez needs a hair-cut
by ryan November 28, 2003
mugGet the chalnezmug.

blonde beggar

Known as the 'blonde beggar', she was one of the premiere PBS personalities in the Buffalo area. She was always featured on the funding drives. Real name unknow, big in the 80s and early 90s.
The blonde beggar is at it again on Channel 17.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
mugGet the blonde beggarmug.

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.
by Ryan October 29, 2004
mugGet the stanley steamermug.

Corey Harris

Also known as a fetus, one who is constant when saying, doing, or just attempting stupid things. One who may engulf any digestible matter within arms reach. May be relative to jesus.
That faget fetus just ate all my food!
by ryan December 5, 2003
mugGet the Corey Harrismug.

pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.
Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.
by Ryan March 28, 2005
mugGet the pressedmug.

Redneck

The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.
The Agricultural Class hallways in high schools are full of Rednecks.
by Ryan August 11, 2004
mugGet the Redneckmug.

Jaw waggin

Are you guys discussing work or just sitting around jaw wagging
by Ryan September 9, 2004
mugGet the Jaw wagginmug.

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