MTV

Wow I watched MTV TRL and learned how to be punk like Good Charlote and Anvil Lagivngeiehaoidhsiod. Tee hee hee.
by ryan June 24, 2003
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mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.
here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.
by ryan April 23, 2005
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Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently
by Ryan April 20, 2005
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pseudointellectual

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.
As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.
by Ryan March 09, 2005
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asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.
Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.
by Ryan December 29, 2004
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Buffone

J.C-Buffone I think ur a HOTTY
Buffone-Nah Im a SEXY BEAST!!!!
by Ryan November 19, 2003
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withoutreason

A person who whacks off to gay hentai and masterbates in the laundry room while washing his panties
Today withoutreason stuck a metal rod up his ass while getting off on gay hentai
by Ryan May 07, 2003
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