ryan's definitions

Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .

That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!

by ryan April 17, 2003

sucky-shitty

Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.

"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."

"How sucky."

"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."

"Shitty!"

"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."

by Ryan December 12, 2004

Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by Ryan April 20, 2005

tim duncan

To be the most consistent basketball player to ever play the game. To dominate boths ends of the court. To achieve stats without effort.

Hi my names Tim Duncan and im modestly the best in the NBA

by Ryan May 31, 2004

burgered

A state of extreme and utter munt, usually whilst out clubbing or at trash-ons the following day.

"Fuck...im burgered"

by Ryan June 11, 2006

felch

to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.

i felched your mom.

by ryan November 25, 2002

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005