Asleslem

Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often used as a reaction to unruly actions or assaults of character.
1.) Then came the whily tiger as he stepped upon the plains of the willapadoo mountain range. Evil roosters crowded out upon the step of Cornelius' abode known as Kiladwa, named after an ancient pie passed down for generations, until it was eaten. The devourer of the pie soon died and was named Asleslem, meaning "I know you just didn't."

2.)
Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!
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dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.
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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
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yoke

In ireland , yoke is a term used for a car.
Get in the feckin yoke, we're hittin the road!
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nienstedt

a girl who hooks up with 4 different people in one night and reaches a different base with each person(kinda like hitting a cycle in baseball)
All she needs is a single in order to complete the nienstedt
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Jr. Gino

A word to describe a small pizza from Pizza Chain Papa Gino's
Man 1: Hey you want a large?
Man 2: Nah, just get a Jr. Gino
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The MTV VMA was shitty this year, like every year
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