Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often used as a reaction to unruly actions or assaults of character.
1.) Then came the whily tiger as he stepped upon the plains of the willapadoo mountain range. Evil roosters crowded out upon the step of Cornelius' abode known as Kiladwa, named after an ancient pie passed down for generations, until it was eaten. The devourer of the pie soon died and was named Asleslem, meaning "I know you just didn't."
2.)
Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!
2.)
Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!
by Pat December 21, 2004
Get the Asleslemmug. 
A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"
Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
Get the half past twomug. 
A word used to antagonise peers. Usually tools are the main targets. This word is a sound. It is usually used with the companied by ur wiggleing ring finger.
by Pat March 20, 2005
Get the Bulluhmug. The Akustsuki is an organization of 9 volunteer ninjas that always travel in groups of 2. Usually they are either rogue ninjas, or exiled out of their country.
Uchiha Itachi & Hoshigaki Kisame
by Pat March 31, 2005
Get the Akatsukimug.