Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

Cutlip

To break something related to computers.

Chad totally Cutliped the printer in Mr. Keaton's room.

by Michael November 19, 2003

boardies

A pair of surfing board shorts

I gonna chuck on some boardies.

by Michael November 10, 2004

juice tiger

person on steroids

ron coleman is a juice tiger

by michael May 05, 2003

forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.

This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?

by Michael April 12, 2004

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005